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[Jul. 21st, 2004|08:25 pm] |
Bob sat alone in the house, his dick in one hand, a soggy sock in the other. Another exciting Friday night.
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| Belle's Number |
[Jan. 13th, 2004|01:18 am] |
Rain. Always with the bloody rain. Belle doesn't know which is worse. Having to kill someone on her day off, or having to go out and do it in the bleedin' rain. But the call came in. And when the call comes in, it's time to work. Doesn't matter what day it is. Doesn't matter that she needs to run out and get food for her cats. She can do it after. No worries. She'll grease this number and get on with her day. No sense waiting around, it's gotta be done. And if she doesn't do it, someone'll do it for her. And then they'll do her. So, yeah.
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| Quack |
[Dec. 23rd, 2003|04:17 am] |
I remember it was like yesterday. The leaves were just starting to turn, the pond was getting colder, and the family was just about to pack up for vacation. I swear you could set your clock by it. Down to the second. Dad would be floating on the water, bored as could be, when he would overturn and send everyone scattering.
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| Late Night Call Part Deux |
[Dec. 23rd, 2003|04:04 am] |
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"Hi there."
"Hey... hello you."
"Did I wake you up?"
"Yeah, but that's ok. What's up?"
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| Small World |
[Nov. 5th, 2003|03:58 am] |
"I'm so nervous."
"Never flown before?"
"I did. Once. In 1962. It's so different now."
"I suppose so."
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| Late Night Call |
[Oct. 26th, 2003|01:34 am] |
"I'm glad you're awake"
"I'm glad you called"
"It's always lonely in the middle of the night. The world is asleep, but I never am."
"I know what you mean. There's never anything on tv either."
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| Sparky's Bad Day |
[Oct. 26th, 2003|01:24 am] |
Sparky was having a rather bad day.
Master kept tossing him out of the house. And for what? Why, excrementing on the carpet, of course.
And who could blame Master? He had to punish Sparky for the transgression. It's not like the pyramids were appearing out of nowhere.
Actually, they were.
Sparky wasn't the only one having a bad day.
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| Part of This Balanced Breakfast |
[Oct. 26th, 2003|01:19 am] |
"It's part of a nutritious breakfast, you know."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Your Coco Pebbles. It's part of a balanced breakfast."
"Oh... right. I guess it is."
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| Everything Happens For a Reason |
[Oct. 24th, 2003|02:18 am] |
"He's on vacation."
"What? What do you mean 'he's on vacation?'"
"That's what he told me."
"But... but he's not allowed to go on vacation. Ever. He knows that."
"I'm just telling you what he told me."
"That's ridiculous!"
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| Full Service |
[Oct. 21st, 2003|07:19 am] |
We pulled into the station and I hopped out of the convertible, ready to refuel and keep heading east. We were on a mission. We were getting married at all costs. Vegas seemed the best place to do it. It's the city that never sleeps, after all. Or something like that. I can't remember exactly what they say about it. She wanted to be married by Elvis. I was hoping for Buddy Holly, myself, but I wasn't about to argue. If my baby wanted The King, then The King she would have.
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